Here are three reviews of three different records by the same band from three different reviewers: 1, 2, 3
Notice anything? In all three, Tortoise fans (or in the case of the review for All The Suits Began to Fall Off, the band themselves) are asked to take note. Jesus. Is this plagiarism, lazy reviewing, or both? All three reviews might as well have said "Recommended if you like Tortoise." Three poorly written reviews reduced to 5 words, and saying just as much. C'mon, Erlewine, you're dropping the ball over there.
Speaking of Tortoise, have they done anything lately? They release Millions Now Living Will Never Die many moons ago, an album that every hipster-indie cretin salivated over (and, well, yeah, somewhat justifiably), drop a few more after that, and now I don't hear much about them at all. Considering they were going into a more trad jazz direction, could it be that the early boosters have moved straight into actual jazz without all the post-rock bric-a-brac? Or is it a post-rock backlash by the hipsterati? No doubt if it's the former, they're all Vandermark 5 and Chicago Underground Duo/Trio/Orchestra boosters now.
While we're on the subject of Chicago musical institutions, I picked up two Albini "engineered" (not based on that fact; just a useful tie-in for transitional purposes. Ain't I sneaky?) albums tonight: Dysrhythmia's Pretest and Low's Things We Lost In the Fire. The former is proggy, slightly Jesus Lizard-esque instrumental rawk (that's my initial impression, as I've only listened to the album once, during my workout at the gym), while the latter is, um, Low. If you know them, you love them. And if you don't, you really, really should, and this album is a great place to start. You download monkeys should get try to find "Whore," "July," or "Like A Forest" if you want to take the album for a test drive. But do buy the record if you like it. To paraphrase Milk und Cheese (apologies to E.D.): love them with money, or I'll hate you with hammers. Or, in the spirit of the holidays, you could pick up their album Christmas. You don't have to be a Christian or even religious to connect with the beautiful, spiritual quality of the record.